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From Foltun Films, it's your new favorite talk show!
From Foltun Films, it's your new favorite talk show!
FENRIR from GOMPALISADE
FENRIR from GOMPALISADE
Equipped with all the latest stuff we've made up, FENRIR can defend and offend like no other!
Equipped with all the latest stuff we've made up, FENRIR can defend and offend like no other!
Introducing Foltun Films!
Introducing Foltun Films!
Are you tired of the bland, same-old, Television that's been unchanged for years? Over all the generic, profit first movies that refuse to innovate in favor of investor profits?
Well, say goodbye to boredom with FOLTUN FILMS!
Say hello to FOLTUNFARMS!
Say hello to FOLTUNFARMS!
Here to maximize your farming efficiency is FOLTUNFARMS, the agricultural arm of GOMPFOLTUN! Get rid of all that unused acreage today!
Introducing GOMPHONICS!
Introducing GOMPHONICS!
The newest member of the GOMPFOLTUN family is here! Give a warm welcome to GOMPHONICS ENTERTAINMENT RECORDS, a recording and talent management corporation! Tell your favorite independent artist to stop being independent and sign with GOMPHONICS!
The newest member of the GOMPFOLTUN family is here! Give a warm welcome to GOMPHONICS ENTERTAINMENT RECORDS, a recording and talent management corporation! Tell your favorite independent artist to stop being independent and sign with GOMPHONICS!
GEOMPFOLTUN MOUNTAIN MASHER IS A SUCESS!
GEOMPFOLTUN MOUNTAIN MASHER IS A SUCESS!
GEOMPFOLTUN successfully utilized its first mining technology, the MOUNTAIN MASHER, on an unassuming cliff... uhh... somewhere. Look I'm just the press guy they don't tell me EVERYTHING.
NEW from GOMPFOLTUN
NEW from GOMPFOLTUN
We here at GOMPFOLTUN are overjoyed to welcome GEOMPFOLTUN MINERAL SOLUTIONS to the GOMPFOLTUN family! This new subsidiary is focused on the art of extracting raw materials from the Earth* to be used in construction and production. Utilizing experimental technologies developed by our very own R&D department, GEOMPFOLTUN MINERAL SOLUTIONS is predicted to quickly soar to the top of the mining industry!
We here at GOMPFOLTUN are overjoyed to welcome GEOMPFOLTUN MINERAL SOLUTIONS to the GOMPFOLTUN family! This new subsidiary is focused on the art of extracting raw materials from the Earth* to be used in construction and production. Utilizing experimental technologies developed by our very own R&D department, GEOMPFOLTUN MINERAL SOLUTIONS is predicted to quickly soar to the top of the mining industry!
*Not in reference to the celestial object, as we conduct business at several locations within the Solar System.
G.B.C.F.N.R.'s Larger Hasron Collider under construction
G.B.C.F.N.R.'s Larger Hasron Collider under construction
Everybody always talks about CERN and their Large Hadron Collider, but we don't get the hype. So, to show that it's not that cool, Gompfoltun has established G.B.C.F.N.R ( GOMPFOLTUN'S BETTER COUNCIL FOR NUCLEAR RESEARCH) and is building the Larger Hasron Collider. Note that it isn't hadron, because had is past tense, and we live in the present, so it's a has-ron collider.
Everybody always talks about CERN and their Large Hadron Collider, but we don't get the hype. So, to show that it's not that cool, Gompfoltun has established G.B.C.F.N.R ( GOMPFOLTUN'S BETTER COUNCIL FOR NUCLEAR RESEARCH) and is building the Larger Hasron Collider. Note that it isn't hadron, because had is past tense, and we live in the present, so it's a has-ron collider.
President Joe Biden unveils the ZORD at Joint Base Andrews.
President Joe Biden unveils the ZORD at Joint Base Andrews.
Lockheed Martin could only DREAM of making this BEAST of a machine. Any Lockheed Martin, Northrup Grumman, or Boeing employees encountered by our staff will be pointed and laughed at.
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